See Dick. See Jane. See Spot. See me. See Dick run. See Jane run. See Spot run. See me run. Run home, jacket unbuttoned, shoelaces coming untied waving a book in my right hand, and screaming “I can read; I can read.”
And, I spent the rest of the day reading to anyone who would listen. Eventually, only our cat was interested in the story. He was particularly curious about how Spot ran.