Customer Service. My name is Peter, how can I be of assistance?
Customer: I have a question about item # 45678.
Customer Service: Ask away.
Customer: So EVERYTHING arrives in one box?
Customer Service: Yes, that’s our “glory box”. At a moderate price. It’s a best seller. We’ve shipped 2 million “glory boxes” this year alone.
Customer: Is shipping included?
Customer Service: Yes. It usually takes no more than a week until you receive your package. We do offer express for a small fee.
Customer: Return policy?
Customer Service: Visit our website angelinabox.com to read the various return possibilities and instructions.
Customer: Then, I would like to order 666 of #45678.
Customer Service: Thank you. Have you purchased from us before?
Customer: Yes, my credit card data is on file. It’s in the name of Beelzebub. Most of the orders have been placed by my assistants. Today, I’m in the office, so I thought I’d call.
Customer Service: Yes, I see your account. Is the address still 666 Hellfire Rd., Satanville, NJ, 07666?
Customer Service: If you become a member of the angelinabox.com’s club, you will get our newsletter, discounts, special offers, notice of the newest angelinabox packages. I just need your “yes” and a confirmation that your email is: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Customer: Yes, please do put me in the club. Sometimes the angelinthebox gets a bit singed on arrival. Does that count as one of the reasons for returns?
Customer Service: Guaranteed free return can be added to your account for a small fee. And you can buy a life time warranty as well.
Customer: A life time is too short.
Customer: Would you be willing to take a short survey?
Customer: Not today.
Customer Service: Then, thank you for your order. I hope you have a nice day.
Customer: If I’m lucky it will be foggy or stormy. Weather forecast is for sunny, so my day won’t be so good.
Customer Service: Can we . . .
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