Fairy Gazette classified ads

Wanted:

One dew dropper to ensure all the proper plants receive a dew drop, especially the cow slips. The position is open to both men and women. We are an equal magical or mythical person or creature employer.

Experience:

at least 5 years with the fairies or other magical employer; a sound knowledge of biology (preferably a PhD); at least basic meteorological course; poet or creative writer

Other attributes:

Good physical shape. Able to move with grace and speed.

Loyal and differential to superiors

Able to work with a female CEO – no gender bias.

Please send resume to FairyQueensminions@mmail with Dew Dropper in the subject line.

Only suitable candidates will be notified. Interviews to be held in the Magic Queendom. Suitable candidates will be provided with transportation on Air Dragon, with accommodations at the Royal Mushroom Hotel and Spa.

Inspired by Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Fairy Tale: Shakespeare to Inspire You.

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