@ Rose’s Garden Used with permission
Written for Tale Weavers #25: When the Wicked Witch Visits
Weird folk come from the Westerlies. Graduates of Miss Wharton’s Wanna Be Witches Institute of Witchery. I should know – I’m a graduate with straight Ws across all my courses. You guessed it – I’m a Westerling.
Looked at my employment possibilities. Decided I definitely needed another career choice. So Herbie and I opened our dental practice in the Middling.
After all, Herbie’s a graduate of the Easterly Institute of Excitement and Entertainment: He’s just an excitable boy. So Herbie and I are thinking of opening The School of Easily Excitable Witchery Wannabees Dentists.
Our interns will gladly come to your home, extract teeth and weave spells. Just one of the ways in which our customer service puts customer and service together again. Or will, when we get our acts together. Again.
Herbie, the Excitable Boy**, Elf