Help wanted: Klinlinsop & Sons Propriety Ltd (Tale Weaver #27)

Produced for Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Tale Weaver Prompt #27: Making Sense of Nonsense: Klinlinsop & Sons Propriety Limited

Klinlinsop & Sons Propriety Limited (Founded: 1540)

Klinlinsop & Sons Propriety Limited is seeking an apprentice. The successful candidate will be responsible for:

*seminars/webinars on selected topics such as The Wizard in the 21st Century; You Too Can Cast Spells; Spells for the Modern: homemaker; woman & man (in relationships. divorce, live-in, etc) co-worker: neighbour; landscapers. The successful candidate reviews existing media materials and create new ones.

*speaker’s series: to arrange for at least five speakers each 12 month period. We expect the speakers series to: cover a broad range of speakers of interest to our patrons and potential clients; leaders in their field of endeavor; authors; producer/manipulators working within the magical spectrum. Panel discussions are another aspect of the speaker’s  series.

*keep company’s library up to date; produce bibliographies; write media reviews; construct a publishable/workable/interesting paper based on the materials housed in the company’s archives.

*securing donations of important papers to the archive

*develop fund raising strategies such as Mid-night walks, bat watching,

*contact complimentary companies to work on joint projects

*presence on social media

*hire additional staff to help with specific projects and general operations of WizardsRUs

Please send a copy of your resume to:

wizardsrus @magicom, 666 Poe Lane, Graves, Washington, 01313

Applications must be received by midnight, on 11/13/2015

Visit our website to learn more about our company: wizardsrus.modicum

This is a once in a blue moon opportunity for the right candidate. Please note: We are an equal opportunity employer and do not discriminate due to race/ethnicity, gender, religious affiliations, and other categories during the interview and hiring procedures.

We look forward to receiving the applications.

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11 thoughts on “Help wanted: Klinlinsop & Sons Propriety Ltd (Tale Weaver #27)

  1. Bastet August 28, 2015 / 1:12 am

    LOL … I’d apply just to see where it would all lead to … of course … I might have trouble with that dead-line ;-)

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    • phylor August 28, 2015 / 1:18 am

      Wish I had such a witty response! Not having one is driving me batty!

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      • Bastet August 28, 2015 / 1:26 am

        LOL … not bad for an un-witty response ;-)

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  2. Oloriel August 26, 2015 / 6:35 pm

    Too much writing, too little spells for me to take the job, but it does make me wonder if some people, more crafty in the technological bussines than me, are actualy wizards (even though they continuosly refuse to wear my pointy hat.)

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    • phylor August 26, 2015 / 7:55 pm

      Quite possible. Wizards can be very fussy in their headgear wanting to look “fashion forward” lol

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  3. Valida Faire August 20, 2015 / 3:50 am

    Wizardsrus, indeed! Sounds like a very demanding position, so I’ll pass.

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    • phylor August 20, 2015 / 8:27 am

      That’s too bad. Interview might be fun — and maybe a lunch out?

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      • phylor August 20, 2015 / 2:32 pm

        If the company is looking for someone to do a smidge of work via the computer from home, I’ll let you know.
        How are you doing these days?

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  4. summerstommy2 August 20, 2015 / 3:39 am

    Oh I do love your take on this task….I may apply myself…..though bat watching might drive me a little batty…..

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    • phylor August 20, 2015 / 8:30 am

      Bat watching is one of the least favourite tasks associated with this position.
      Apply any way. The comp. will negotiate with you re the job’s description, I’m sure, especially as this is one of your main complaints.

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